The Derek Carley Trust
Sanity is drifting out of the window.
I have come to realise that I do not have the patience, equipment or skill to excel as a video editor.
This may be amateur, strange, tired and unfinished - but I challenge you NOT to smile:
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Recently Played: Tilly and the Wall - You and I Misbehaving





16th June, 2008 at 8:33 pm :
16th June, 2008 at 11:46 pm :
This is quite hilarious actually. My only memory of Derek Carley (at the moment) was when he told me that “only people from Mossley could use the word ‘dodgy’”.
17th June, 2008 at 4:50 pm :
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
THEY WILL REGRET THEY KEPT IN TOUCH LIKE THIS.
Sarah Preston is getting ready to get hot and sweaty….nice.
Rachel Taylor is still poorly sick, nasty tummy bug please go away!! & dreading results tomorrow as every1 seems to be getting a 2:1, will i follow suit……..
Natalie Dawson is entirely revolting.
Andrew Thorn is waiting for his Uni Results now!!
Andy Harrison Has a job interview in an hour ARRRGGGGGHHHHH.
Lisa Whittaker asks if its wrong to want to marry a fictional
Lizzie Ellaby aches!!
Christopher Duggan says the pain is gettin worse and he is sick of it.
Charlotte Brooke muahahaha.
Jessica Howarth thanks everyone for their birthday wishes and em and serena for the best birthday morning….EVER!
Kim Glover is wonderin if theres nothing to hide then whats with all the secrecy?
Katie Aspinall wishes she was still in sunny lanzarote.
Peter Slater is hiding behind claire watchin 28 weeks later. she is a crap human shield.
Katharine Smith is going to attempt to bake a cake. Wish me luck.
Daniel Winters is getting a drum kit on saturday.
Jen Witty is enjoying welsh so far, but it’s only the 1st day….
Martin Gooding has gone off non-drip gloss completely.
Kate Turner can’t believe she’s getting her degree class tomorrow.
Kas Louise S SHALL go to the ball..
Fran Scholes is an ape!!
Deborah Harris-metcalfe Has really poorly knees wishes she had her babes to look after me. Awww.
Renu Badhan is singing HaPpY bIrThDaY
Louise Whitaker is back!
Linda Coombs is Desire, Despair and Dream.
Emily Callaghan is going to be an auntie….congratulations john and roz love you both xxx.
Lisa Jones is bored.
Sarah Jane Tunnicliffe has the worst headache ever still so not funny :-(.
Cassie Bird ring her if u need her.
Andrew Cheetham got a 2:1 well relieved!!!
Flora Cooper Maddocks fears her exam tomorrow may be like a belly flop onto concrete.
Louise Brownlow is pleased with her 2:1.
Adam Paul Booth i’m not gonna write you a love song, coz you asked for it, coz you need one!
Irja Peanut : send your address to my inbox if you want a postcard from Stockholm!
Michael Anstis is leaving Cambodia in few days
Hannah Drummond thanks for all the birthday messages ppl.
Luke Skelding says old fridges can kill.
Chris Nylan is looking forward to the week ahead!
Chris Ellaby went a little overboard with the chilli powder. HOT!
Daniel ‘Kp’ Capewell is annoyed to have lost virtually all his iTunes library!!
Emma Keeling is off to ibiza….xxx.
Marc Binns is awake can’t sleep!! Watching the aviator.
Andrew Summersgill mixing it up live in failsworth.
Richard Beswick hates painting.
Karen Bradley is bored and needs anew direction in life…
Sara Judith Daintree is now going to be singing under the direction of ‘Sir’ Mark Elder in July!
Rick Vidler is back in manchester.
Emily Man is going to go and live in Mongolia.
Sarah Edwardson is once again hooked on one tree hill.
Janine Buczko Viva Italia.
Nick Bolton is in Newquay after going to beach break fest for free!
Emma Taylor Wilson is goin to watch boyzone 2night woo very excited.
Natalya Moroz has finally completed her exams.
Sonia Rai Gosal is going to tenerife with the girlies on Friday 13th
Catherine Holt Had a great night at boyzone they stil got it.
Matt Cheyette managed to just spend £85 he cant afford to! Damn you HMV!
Ali Salimi is in Turkey.
Nikki Bertenshaw is happy, happy, happy…
Rose Barraclough needs to think outside the box.
Arabella Cooper Maddocks is JOANNA JOANNA JOANNA.
Vin Kharbanda is back from Aiya Napaaa
Dan Shilley is looking for pictures of his new short hair.
Aaron Bailey is looking for all the miss wrongs out ther, miss right will turn up eventually.
RIPOSI IN PACE
17th June, 2008 at 8:12 pm :
The list above is for the benefit of Google searches of the future.
Dave: I was thinking that Louise Hamer is (in my head) synonymous with using the word ’stiff’ when she would bully people unpopular children who had not kissed somebody. I don’t know where this memory is from.
Chris: Unfortunately, The Derek Carley Trust didn’t post out your information pack today due to rising fuel prices. However, your phone call enquiry last night was extremely funny and rocketed me into a ‘good mood’ week. Far from fake.
I am about to deliver Kate Smith a REAL LIFE SMS MESSAGE.
27th June, 2008 at 4:11 pm :
Your task for today.
Type this into Google:
Derek Carley
27th June, 2008 at 11:49 pm :
“Pitchfork: Durham’s social situation is of interest, especially now as a mix of a high-achieving college campus, a buzzing creative class, and a historically low-income mass.”
29th December, 2008 at 7:41 pm :
Oh but you laughed because it was funny! I was comedically terrified of her, she looked like an assassin.
And I don’t have a clue what ‘Hi, I’m Morty’ is about, but i giggled. Is that Harding in the end?! How on earth did you turn him into a midget like that!
Happy birthgay here too
31st December, 2008 at 12:03 am :
Hello IRJA. It is ‘Harding’ at the end. In the video he is in fact actual size.
I can’t wait for you to come down to visit me again in February - I have some good ideas for some photographic projects. We certainly have to go one better than the 40 photographs night!
from,
Tom.